Songs That Might Have Been
Three Conservative Hopefuls (to the tune of "Three Coins in a Fountain)
Three Conservative hopefuls, Each one with a name of "M."
Mac, Mitt, and Michael, all three to the right do bend.
Just one M will be selected, One M will be the GOP.
Who will represent the GOP?
Will the voters Heart Huckabee?
Three conservative hopefuls, Each one with his strongest points.
Mike, Mac, or Mitt Romney, Who will the Republicans anoint?
Just one M will be selected, One M will be the GOP.
Who's the one that will remain?
Will the voters select John McCain?
Three conservative hopefuls, Each one with a treasure chest.
John Mac, Mitt, or Michael, who will stand the toughest test?
Just one M will be selected, One M will be the GOP.
Who will be the Republican star?
Will the voters select Mitchell R?
(all three singing in harmony)Make it me.... make it me... make it me...
Billary, Oprabama, and Ted (to the tune of Abraham Martin and John)
Has anybody here seen the Democratic hopefuls? Can you tell me where they've gone?
Around the country seeking delegates. To make their candidacy Number One.
Has anybody here seen the candidate Billary? How can they be two places at once?
While Hill shows emotion and Bill spews fire. They try to make Oprabama out a dunce.
Has anybody here seen hopeful Oprabama? From coast to coast at delegate events.
They've taken center stage in several places. To pitch their passionate eloquence.
Campaigns are hard fought and expensive. Some candidates spend themselves to the red.
Will this race be decided by an ex-president? Or endorsements by Caroline and Ted.
When the primaries are over. The anger and sniping put to bed.
They'll walk the campaign trail against their opponents...Billary, Oprabama, and Ted.
Dr. Forgot
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